Truly Scary Halloween Costumes

I have concluded that Halloween stores offer only two options for women's costumes:
1. Look like a horror movie character.
2. Look like a slut.

Is it just me or is it difficult to find a Halloween costume that is appropriate? As I've gotten older, it seems that a lot of girls have used Halloween as an opportunity to dress iffy. When did that start? I don't remember that phenomena when I was a teenager. Maybe I was too busy trick-or-treating to notice the change. Either way, it is alarming.

I like dressing up because it's a fun thing to do with the kids. However, when I started researching what was available, I found that my options were incredibly limited. I couldn't imagine walking around my church's harvest festival dressed as some slutty version of Snow White! Where's the happy medium? If anyone has a resource for tasteful, cute costumes, please chime in.

Oh So Sorry...

Ok, I haven't posted in a long time. I could give you a laundry list of legitimate excuses but I won't bore you with those.  Needless to say, I am crazy busy.  I will be posting again (one day), just stand by. Also, I have a bad case of writer's block. If anyone has any good ideas for a blog entry (emphasis on the word "good"), please throw them my way.

In the meantime, enjoy the picture below. Bel Air gets it, why can't the rest of the world?